10. Keep it real.
9. No one's ever regretted a tattoo.
8. With foreign markets volatile, now is a good time to invest in bonds.
7. Go see Toy Story 3–the toys are back in town. XD
6. Always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalties to the artist.
5. Don’t get mixed up with drugs, gangs, or oil executives.
4. Remember the magic words: “Please”, “Thank you”, and “Step off Bitch.”
3: Money doesn’t buy happiness. It buys crazy-ass happiness.
2: If I sign something for you, and I see it on E-bay, when you go home, I’m going to be under your bed.
1. Don’t waste your time reading this!